Are you anxious about trying out new sex toys and lingerie? Have you had negative experiences with products in the past? We understand that finding the perfect fit can be overwhelming and costly.
No one wants to feel let down by a purchase.
That's why we offer a 1-year product guarantee and a 69-day money-back satisfaction warranty on all of our sex toys and lingerie. So, confidently explore and indulge in your fantasies, knowing we've got your back. Our return and refund policy is designed to ease your worries and help you make an informed purchasing decision. Our sensually engaging and high-quality products will satisfy your desires without breaking the bank. You deserve to treat yourself without stress; we're here to make that happen.
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Consumable products are non-returnable (lubricants, creams, condoms, etc.)
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Description
Charles may have an average ding-a-ling, but his wealth of sexual knowledge is unmatched. His realistic tip and veined shaft provide an unmatched pleasure, even better than the real thing. You will feel like his favorite teacher's pet when you teach him something new. With his balls high and tight, Charles is always hard and ready to explicate.
This true-to-life sized dong will teach you a lesson that you will want to learn over and over again. It is harness compatible and has a suction cup base for hands-free fun alone or with a lover. The waterproof design allows you to explore new levels of pleasure outside of the bedroom, while the phthalate-free, non-toxic materials ensure your safety and comfort.
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Features:
- Harness compatible suction cup base.
- Waterproof for play outside the bedroom.
- Made using phthalate-free, non-toxic materials.
- True-to-life sized dong with 6 insertable inches and 1.7 inches girth.
- Realistic tip and veined shaft.
- Realistic, tight balls.
Shipping Options
- Standard Shipping: Take it easy and save with our $6.95 option.
- Priority Shipping: For those moments you just can't wait, it's $12.95.
Where We Ship:
Our love for delighting you knows no bounds, but for now, we send our packages exclusively to the United States, Puerto Rico, and all US territories.
Discreet Packaging:
Your privacy is as important to us as your satisfaction. We ship your desires in packages that are as discreet as a secret whisper.
Free Shipping:
We sprinkle a little extra love on orders over $69 with Free Shipping. Consider it our gift to you.
Speedy Processing:
We're quick to pack your joys! Orders typically ship within 1 business day. If you order before 2 PM EST, we often ship the same day.
Our Shipping Partners:
Most journeys are made with USPS and UPS, trusted carriers that handle your package with care.
Strategic Shipping Locations:
With fulfillment hearts beating in California, Colorado, Michigan, New Jersey, and Arizona, we'll always ship from the closest one to hug you with a faster delivery.
Multiple Warehouse Love:
Some treasures travel from different warehouses, but worry not, you pay no extra. ThatMood covers any additional shipping hugs.
Grace Period:
Change of heart? You have a 30-minute grace period post-purchase for any cancellations, because we understand, sometimes minds change.
Questions or Delightful Conversations:
Have questions or need assistance? Our team is here for you. Reach out, and let's chat – we love making new friends!
We at ThatMood are committed to wrapping up your longings and sending them your way with care and affection. Happy shopping, and even happier moments await!
I recently made a purchase from ThatMood, and I have to say, I'm thoroughly impressed. I felt completely at ease knowing that my privacy was being respected every step of the way. Overall, I couldn't be happier with my experience. If you're looking for a discreet and reliable source, look no further. You won't be disappointed!
ThatMood is officially now the only place where I’ll buy my self-care goodies! They have a wide variety of great quality products to choose from and has the most amazing customer service any consumer could ask for!
What Our Dear Customers Say
Sarah
A company that knows what ladies want, at last. My entire purchasing experience was flawless, and the LiveChat staff addressed all of my questions. The icing on the cake was the covert delivery!
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Everything is designed with women in mind, including the product and its packaging. They genuinely stand by their guarantee of pleasure, as seen by the 69-Day Money Back Guarantee. I will always be a devoted customer.